DRUNK RECYCLING!

DRUNK RECYCLING!

I drank a bottle of whiskey,

And though it was risky,

I switched to moonshine,

But I still felt fine,

I switched to vodka and gin,

And Lordy, that’s when

My face went numb,

So, I switched to rum,

I could neither think nor thunk,

I was just dumb drunk,

And that’s when…

I started the cycle all over again!   😊

FOURTEEN BEERS AND FOURTEEN WHISKEYS

FOURTEEN BEERS AND FOURTEEN WHISKEYS

I’ve had fourteen beers,
But I ain’t drunk,
And if you thunk so,
Then you can re-thunk!

And though it may
Sound a bit risky,
I may now start
Drinking rye whiskey,

But when I reach fourteen,
I will stem it,
Cuz I don’t want to get drunk
And I know my limit!   🙂