CRICKET, TICKET, STICK IT!

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CRICKET, TICKET, STICK IT!

Oh my, I crushed a cricket

While walking in a park thicket,

Oh, what a sticky wicket,

Cuz next, I got a ticket,

“Officer, I didn’t mean to nick it,

I didn’t see the cricket!”

Then, I got another ticket,

When I told him where to stick it!   😊

A CRICKET NEAR MY CRACK!

cricket

A CRICKET NEAR MY CRACK

I have a cricket near my crack

In the small of my back!

How it got there,

I don’t know!

But I know it tickles so!

And when it moves each leg,

I’ll cackle til I beg!

So, if you want energy,

Of this there is no lack,

With a cricket

Near your crack

In the small of your back!   🙂