MY SNAPPING TURTLE CAT!

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MY SNAPPING TURTLE CAT

My silly cat, Pat,

Thinks she’s a snapping turtle,

She doesn’t have a shell,

She just wears a vintage girdle,

 

She’s aggressive, like the turtle,

But with more “catt-i-tude,”

Yet, she won’t eat insects,

She just sticks with cat food,

 

But like they say about the turtles,

If she bites you, it’s the norm,

Pat won’t let go of you

‘Til the next thunderstorm!   😊

I WOULD DO ALL FOR YOU!

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I WOULD DO ALL FOR YOU

If you were scared all through the night,

I’d stay up and hold you tight!

I would do

All for you!

 

If you were barfing on the floor,

I’d hold your hair back while you do more!

I would do

All for you!

 

If your diseased yak was really sick,

I’d take it to a vet so quick!

I would do

All for you!

 

I’d go barefoot across hot coals,

And streak “bare glutes” across both poles!

I would do

All for you!

 

But I won’t change the litter box for your cat!

Please don’t ask me to do that!

I won’t do

ALL for you!   😊