THE BEAR HAIR LOTION!

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THE BEAR HAIR LOTION!

Try my bear hair lotion,

Make your bald head come alive!

You’ll grow thick grizzly hair

For just nineteen ninety- five!

 

There IS one small side effect,

But don’t worry, tut-tut,

You’ll also grow thick bear hair

On your butt-butt!  🙂