THE BUTT-KICKING PROBLEM
You gotta kick yourself in gear
When your energy is spent,
And your “get up and go”
Has got up and went!
Just one swift kick should do it.
Then, you’ll be energized!
And you can carry on,
Until your tasks are realized.
But there’s only one problem
With this solution for my rut,
I cannot understand
How to kick my own butt!