MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PIE!

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MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PIE!

Take three cups of rum

And one cup of flour,

Make your mixer hum

For half an hour,

 

Next, take an eye of newt,

And a pinch of paprika,

Rooty-toot-toot,

You go, Chica!

 

Here’s what it’s about,

Mix in one hickory nut,

Then, throw it ALL out,

And let’s go to Pizza Hut!   😊

JUST BACON!

burger and bacon

JUST BACON!

Each morning, when I awaken,

I love the smell of sizzling bacon,

 

Oh, thy sizzling sound and smell,

I know and love thee, all so well!

 

For bacon on burgers, or with an egg,

Or bacon on pizza, I will beg!

 

Some say pork may be unclean,

But my reply won’t be wordy,

 

Make my bacon fat, not lean,

And make me…DIRTY!

 

Bacon, bacon, of thee I sing,

Bacon, just bacon, on everything!   😊