PEG LEG PETE’S PRUNES!

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PEG LEG PETE’S PRUNES!

My name is Peg Leg Pete,

While on a voyage from Crete,

I felt a pain so foul,

Emanate from my bowel,

 

So, I looked down at my plate,

I must investigate,

Could it be the rancid goat

Which caused my wretched bloat?

 

Or maybe the moldy cheese,

Brought me to my knees?

No, it’s the fact that for many moons,

I’ve eaten daily 80 prunes!   😊

PETE, THE PEG-LEGGED PIRATE

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PETE, THE PEG-LEGGED PIRATE

He’s Pete, the peg-legged pirate
Of the Pitcairn islands,

He hailed from Loch Ness
In the Scottish Highlands.

That bastard Blackbeard
Left him to die,

Cuz Blackbeard gave orders,
And Pete asked, “why?”

But have no pity,
Pete’s spirits are high,

Cuz Blackbeard left barrels
Of rum and rye!

And he’ll drain each barrel
To the last dreg,

As he dances and sings
On his pirate peg-leg!   🙂