I AIN’T PERFECT

I AIN’T PERFECT

I ain’t perfect, but I’m much better,

Than Buck, my chief romantic competitor,

 

Buck may have a more dashing look,

But at least I know how to read a book,

 

And though Buck may have a voice which lingers,

At least I don’t eat all my food with my fingers,

 

And while Buck may look better in a snow ski cap,

His brain ain’t as big as a sparrow’s kneecap!

 

So, I ain’t perfect, yes, it’s true,

But forget Buck, I’m much better for you!   😊

ALMOST PERFECT!

ALMOST PERFECT!

She’s the brightest,

And I’m not just talking,

She’s as smart as scientist

Stephen Hawking,

 

She’s the most beautiful,

As she draws near ya,

You’d swear she’s the lovely

Goddess Shakira,

 
She’s the most talented,

Who would know,

She can do goat yoga

On just one toe,

 

Yes, she’s the most perfect

Of all among us…

Except for her ghastly

Unsightly toe fungus!   😊