LOVE IS A HEALTH HAZARD!
Yes, falling in love
Can bring great pleasure,
But also, it wreaks havoc
On your health and blood pressure,
You’re stressed when you want
A late-night snack, but
Your selfish lover ate
The very last doughnut,
You’re also stressed when fishing
And your health is really shook,
When your lover shouts, “Man up,
And bait your own dang hook!”
And your ear drums are pierced,
It’s verifiably factual,
At your lover’s high-pitched laugh,
Like a sick Pterodactyl,
Yes, love causes great pain,
Don’t ignore it or guffaw,
We haven’t even gotten to
Sick mothers-in-law! 😊
