LOVE IS A HEALTH HAZARD!

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LOVE IS A HEALTH HAZARD!

Yes, falling in love

Can bring great pleasure,

But also, it wreaks havoc

On your health and blood pressure,

 

You’re stressed when you want

A late-night snack, but

Your selfish lover ate

The very last doughnut,

 

You’re also stressed when fishing

And your health is really shook,

When your lover shouts, “Man up,

And bait your own dang hook!”

 

And your ear drums are pierced,

It’s verifiably factual,

At your lover’s high-pitched laugh,

Like a sick Pterodactyl,

 

Yes, love causes great pain,

Don’t ignore it or guffaw,

We haven’t even gotten to

Sick mothers-in-law!   😊

A MEDIEVAL V. MODERN DAY DENTAL VISIT!

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A MEDIEVAL V. MODERN DAY DENTAL VISIT!

(For all you folks who love dentists, please know this is written in jest, just for fun!

Dentists do invaluable work!  But consider this:  does life ever really change?!)  😊

MEDIEVAL:

Forsooth, forsooth!

He broke his tooth,

Grab some leeches,

Take all his riches,

Inflict some pain,

Drive him insane,

To fix one tooth,

Forsooth, forsooth!   😊

 

MODERN:

In truth, in truth,

He broke his tooth,

We are the leeches,

Take all his riches,

Inflict some pain,

Drive him insane,

To fix one tooth,

In truth, in truth!   😊