BARE BABY BUTT HEADS!

bald eagle

BARE BABY BUTT HEADS!

Mother Nature has called,

I am losing my hair,

Yes, I am going bald,

And I don’t care!

 

I want no creams, no toupees,

Or transplanted hair,

In fact, I like my new

Yul Brynner savoir faire!

 

Besides, my barber gives discounts,

Since there’s fewer hairs to cut,

So, I don’t really care my head

Looks like a baby’s butt!   😊

COCKROACHES AND POLITICIANS!

nuclear bomb

COCKROACHES AND POLITICIANS!

Mother Nature is perfect,

Her choices, beyond reproach,

But I question the existence

Of the common cockroach,

 

When you spotlight them,

They run scared and stupid,

Like the Stooges, Moe to Shem,

They are vile and putrid,

 

And what other creatures,

Leave marks everywhere?

See streaks of poop?

Roaches were there,

 

Roaches, like politicians,

Multiply and thrive,

Chop off their heads,

Both are still alive,

 

But one thing about roaches,

After a nuclear blast,

All humans may be gone,

But roaches will last,

 

So, maybe I’m wrong,

There’s great ammunition,

To say: “Let’s rid the world

Of all politicians!”   😊

NATURE’S MYSTERIES!

plant

NATURE’S MYSTERIES!

On a cool Spring morn,

I was buried in the dirt,

I felt alive and reborn,

Not once did I hurt,

 

I lay there with the worms,

And every other creeping thing,

The earth felt warm and firm,

What would the future bring?

 

Spring rains quenched my thirst,

As I felt my body change,

Would I be the first

To experience such a range?

 

Nature’s filled with mysteries,

And nothing more I’ll be tellin’,

But you’ve heard my history

Of how I became a water melon!  😊