SLOW DANCING!

moon

SLOW DANCING!

Slow dancing,

In the moonlight,

So entrancing,

And seems so right,

You’re so lovely,

Until I look beneath,

And see gobs of spinach

Stuck between your teeth!   😊

THE NUDE NOME CELLO FELLOW!

cello

THE NUDE NOME CELLO FELLOW!

Klondike Kurt was an odd fellow,

He was also a bit lewd,

Kurt, sans pants and shirt,

Played the cello in the nude!

 

When Kurt was home,

This was fine,

But in downtown Nome,

It was way outta line!   😊

PUT ON SOME VINYL RECORD MUSIC!

record player

PUT ON SOME VINYL RECORD MUSIC!

When the world is going crazy,

And your vision seems so hazy,

Please take my advice,

And I will be precise,

 

Put on some vinyl record music,

Please go ahead and choose it,

And hear me, as I say,

You should chill and play all day,

 

And when tomorrow comes,

If you still hear those crazy drums,

Please take my advice,

And I will be precise,

 

Put on some vinyl record music,

Please go ahead and choose it,

And hear me, as I say,

You should chill and play all day!   😊

THE OLDER THE VIOLIN…

violin

THE OLDER THE VIOLIN…

Do you care I’m much older?

He’s just a flash in the pan,

Why fall in love with a boy,

When you can fall in love with a man?

 

He may “climb your mountain” longer,

If that is all you seek,

But loving him couldn’t be wronger,

Let me take you to the peak,

 

Young guys only think of self,

Old guys know a thing or two,

He’ll leave his brain on a shelf,

I’ll focus more on pleasing you!

 

And please be rememberin’,

Before you pick,

“The older the violin,

The sweeter the music!”   😊