MULE FALL REGRETS!

mountains

MULE FALL REGRETS!

My mule went left,

And I went right,

On a mountain trail

Of great height,

 

I grabbed for the reins,

But none was there,

All I could grab

Was handfuls of air,

 

I fell and fell

From that great height,

At first, I simply screamed

With all my might,

 

But I stopped screaming

After a while,

Then, suddenly,

I began to smile!

 

“No more taxes!”

“And no more debt!”

But then, once again, I became

Filled with regret,

 

“No more fishing,

And no more sweethearts,”

“And I bet the ground

Will break me apart!”

 

 

And so, yes, that is when,

I began to scream again!

The moral: when your mule goes left,

Don’t go right, and you’d better hold on tight!  😊

MULE BUTTS AND LUNATIC(K)S!

tick

MULE BUTTS AND LUNATIC(K)S!

I’m just a tiny tick

Stuck on a mule’s butt,

You may think I’m sick,

But I say, “tut-tut!”

 

Mule butts are tasty,

I’m not crazy or sick,

So, don’t be hasty,

I’m not a lunatic(k)!   😊

JUST LIKE A MULE’S BUTT!

mules

JUST LIKE A MULE’S BUTT!

You may think you’re better,

You may think you’re so cool,

But you’re just the south end

Of a north-bound mule,

 

Even in your finest jewelry

And in your cashmere sweater,

You really should know

You ain’t a bit better,

 

So, you should climb down

Off your high horse,

Because you are really just

Like a mule’s butt, of course!!    😊