LOVE IS A HEALTH HAZARD!

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LOVE IS A HEALTH HAZARD!

Yes, falling in love

Can bring great pleasure,

But also, it wreaks havoc

On your health and blood pressure,

 

You’re stressed when you want

A late-night snack, but

Your selfish lover ate

The very last doughnut,

 

You’re also stressed when fishing

And your health is really shook,

When your lover shouts, “Man up,

And bait your own dang hook!”

 

And your ear drums are pierced,

It’s verifiably factual,

At your lover’s high-pitched laugh,

Like a sick Pterodactyl,

 

Yes, love causes great pain,

Don’t ignore it or guffaw,

We haven’t even gotten to

Sick mothers-in-law!   😊

MY EARS ARE RINGING!

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MY EARS ARE RINGING!

My ears are ringing,

And I don’t know why,

Am I okay,

Or does it mean I’ll die?

 

Last month, my ears rang,

And I didn’t know why,

Til my mother in law came,

She still hasn’t said “bye!”

 

Now, again, my ears ring,

So, I think I will…

Drop everything and

Head for the hills!   😊