MONKEY FLEAS AIR FRIED!

monkey scratching

MONKEY FLEAS AIR FRIED!

I’m your little chunky monkey,

But I feel a wee bit funky,

 

Scratch and pick my back, please!

I am drowning in fleas!

 

I worry about my complexion,

From my scratching infection,

 

You may eat them, if you wish,

Fleas make a tasty dish,

 

But if I may inspire,

Toast them in your air fryer!   😊

MY LITTLE MONKEY TOES!

monkey

MY LITTLE MONKEY TOES!

You can laugh at my ears
And taunt my big nose!

But don’t make fun
Of my little monkey toes!

My toes help me climb
The tallest pine trees!

And there, I can dangle
As long as I please!

And my toes are handy,
If I have no other means,

I can use my toes to open
A can of pork and beans!

So, you can laugh at my looks
And all else, I suppose!

But don’t make fun
Of my little monkey toes! 🙂