AS OLD AS METHUSELAH!

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AS OLD AS METHUSELAH!

I’m as old as Methuselah,

But before I am done,

I finally have decided

To have some fun!

 

But I can’t play college football,

There’s no eligibility,

When you are pushing

Nine hundred eighty-three!

 

I wanted to sky dive

But the pilot was a boob,

He didn’t want “Old Man Die Live”

On You Tube!

 

I shoulda tried pro golf,

I really shoulda,

But now I’m just

An old Tiger Wooda-coulda,

 

The moral:  it is clear,

Don’t wait, it’s a sin,

If you wait until you’re old,

To see what might have been!   😊