MEDDLING FRIENDS!
You’re my best friend,
I really shouldn’t meddle,
But concerning your boyfriend,
You really shouldn’t “settle!”
Although looks don’t matter,
As a general rule,
Your guy looks like the south end
Of a north bound mule,
And while character is relative,
I think you shouldn’t wish
For a guy whose backbone
Is like a spineless jellyfish,
And if, on any street,
He ever met a book,
They’d likely give each other
A really strange look,
Because his brain, just like a caveman,
It’s plain to see,
Is the size, I’ll compromise,
Of a teeny English pea,
So, my friend, I know,
I really shouldn’t meddle,
But I say this so, you’ll go,
And stomp the gas pedal! 😊
SOUTHERN WRITER 