HOW TO DEAL WITH YELLOW JACKETS!

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HOW TO DEAL WITH YELLOW JACKETS!

Her tongue is just like

A yellow jacket’s stinger,

When her words sting you,

The pain is gonna linger,

 

Some say we should

Be kind to her and good,

But I think, first, we really oughta,

Pop her once or twice with

A big fly swatter!   😊

MY MEAN MOTHER IN LAW!

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[Please note that the following poem is mostly fictional and meant only for fun

and is not meant to disparage anyone in particular, nor mothers in law

generally, many of whom are quite sweet and human!]  😊

 

MY MEAN MOTHER IN LAW

Let me tell you a frightening tale

About the meanest hag I ever saw,

This creature’s surely bound for Hell,

She’s my mean mother in law!

 

She has sharp claws in her paws,

And her churlish lips drip with lies,

She would frighten Santa Claus

With her evil, beady eyes!

 

Her horns are well hidden

In her drab, stringy hair,

She’s a cold-hearted demon

If there’s even a heart there!

 

She loves to stir the pot

She loves to fight and fuss,

She could make a flower wilt

And make a preacher cuss!

 

If you think I’m being harsh,

You couldn’t be any wronger,

She made a pact with brother Satan

Just to stay here a little longer!

 

So, please heed my tale,

Beware this evil creature!

Run for the hills!

Before she catches ya and eats yer!   😊