Tag: lovers

THE PRETTIEST BLOSSOM!

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THE PRETTIEST BLOSSOM!

Show me a red rose,

Or a lovely daffodil,

Or any plant which grows,

And I shall say still,

Of all God’s creations,

And I’ve seen the most awesome,

Throughout all nations,

You are the prettiest blossom!   😊

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PROMISES TO LOVERS!

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PROMISES TO LOVERS!

Lover, won’t you marry me,

I promise, Dear, you will see,

Each day, a halo o’er your head,

And breakfast served to you in bed,

 

I’ll do the dishes, scrub the floor,

Grant all your wishes, but there’s more,

I promise unicorns and rainbows,

And sweet highs for all your lows,

 

In short, my Dear, you’ll be my Queen,

Unlike any ever seen!

But Dear, I hope you won’t discover,

I promised the same to each prior lover!   😊

THE ROMANTIC FOOTBALL LOVER!

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THE ROMANTIC FOOTBALL LOVER!

I’m a romantic fool,

And a red hot lover,

And I’m really cool,

As you should discover!

 

I’ll buy you lots of candy

And roses galore,

I’ll be really handy

Mopping up the floor,

 

And if you’re sick there,

No ifs, ands, or buts,

I’ll hold back your hair,

While you throw up your guts,

 

But just one thing,

And please, don’t blame,

If I ignore you just a little

During football games!   😊

MY LOVER LOOKS LIKE HER DADDY!

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[Disclaimer: For all the “P.C. crowd,” out there,

this poem is meant only for fun and we all must

recognize that physical looks aren’t everything

and also that mothers contribute even more to

their children’s looks than crude, ugly fathers!]

 

MY LOVER LOOKS LIKE HER DADDY!

I looked into my lover’s eyes,

And realized, to my surprise,

She looks just like her daddy!

For this, I was not ready!

 

But then, I realized

I shouldn’t be surprised,

It’s cool how God can take

An ugly man, and make

 

A lovely, curvy girl,

Who makes my ten toes curl!

So, when my lover aims to kiss,

You know, for sure, I will not miss!   😊