CHOCOLATE OYSTER CANDY!
Have you ever tried
Chocolate oyster candy?
It’s the sweet seafood treat
Which makes you feel randy!
But if you eat too much,
You see, you’ll discover,
You’ll get cavities,
But you’ll make a great lover! 😊
Tag: lover
THE MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
THE MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
I sent a message in a bottle
Far across the salty sea,
I hoped that my true love
Would soon reach out to me,
But my “lover” was a troll
With white hairs in its nose,
Which extended all the way
From its nose down to its toes,
So, as for messages in a bottle,
I say, never more!
I’ll just settle for a “so-so”
Who lives next door! 😊
BE YOUR OWN VALENTINE!
BE YOUR OWN VALENTINE!
Does no lover love you?
Is there nothing more to say?
Are you down in the dumps
On Valentine’s Day?
Then, here’s what to do!
You don’t need a Valentine!
Throw yourself a “pleasure party”
And you’ll be just fine!
Do you like chocolate?
Buy yourself a box!
Then, take a bubble bath
While you chocolate de-tox!
Read a good book,
Make sure you’re well fed,
You can even eat more chocolate
While reading in the bed!
The most important point…
You are special! You’ll be fine!
Just have a pleasure party
And be your own Valentine! 😊
SOUTHERN WRITER 