TWO LONELY SOULS

TWO LONELY SOULS!

Two lonely souls,

Passing in the night,

One sees the other,

And thinks he might

 

Ask her out for coffee,

And he musters the nerve,

Until she turns and shouts,

“Get lost, Perve!”   🙂

THE LITTLE FROG

THE LITTLE FROG!

Way down South

In the Okefenokee,

There sat a sad frog

Who felt a bit pokey,

 

The frog had many

Sad memories to nurse,

As he pondered his fate

In the universe,

 

He had lost all his friends

Which was really bad,

But he’d also just lost

His mom and dad,

 

So, he sat there

In a cool, dense fog,

A lonely, little frog

Sitting on a log,

 

Then, much to his surprise,

Before you can say “giblet,”

There sat, before his eyes,

A girl frog, who went “ribbit!”

 

Now, the little frog

No longer felt pokey,

Had he found a new friend?

Okey, dokey!   😊

IF ONLY

IF ONLY

If only, sometimes you are lonely,

And you need a friend,

Who can lend

A shoulder or an ear,

Please know, I’m here,

My Dear,

Whether near or far,

If only,

You’ll buy me…

A Snickers candy bar!   😊