BEING A GRANDPA!

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BEING A GRANDPA!

Being a grandpa

Is really grand!

It’s the grandest thing

Which God has planned!

 

It’s like God has given me

A second glimpse,

Of my own darling,

Little imps!

 

I can’t have enough,

If I only have four,

I’ll always dream

Of having four more!

 

And grandpa visits,

End like this sweet poem,

You sugar ‘em up,

And send ‘em home!   😊

WALLY’S SIMPLE PLEASURES!

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WALLY’S SIMPLE PLEASURES!

Wally Wimple loved pleasures

So simple,

One involved Wally’s

Big chin dimple,

 

He filled it with ketchup,

Then, leaned back,

And dipped french fries,

Laying in the sack!   😊

NOT MY TIME TO GO!

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NOT MY TIME TO GO!

They say you must die,

When it’s your “time to go,”

But I say, if it’s MY time,

Then, it ain’t so!

 

There are many things

I still want to do,

I want to climb Mt. Everest,

And take up Kung Fu,

 

Besides, I want my lawyer

To have time to negotiate,

Whether I may enter

The Pearly Gates,

 

And before I go,

I want to sew more wild seeds,

And, if I have time,

I may do a few good deeds,

 

So, if you see Father Time,

Tell him I’ve no time for sorrow,

Maybe he can return

And ask again tomorrow!   😊

 

BORIS, THE EX-WIFE’S HORSE!

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BORIS, THE EX-WIFE’S HORSE!

Buck Morse got Boris,

His ex-wife’s horse,

As his part of

A nasty divorce,

 

But Boris pretended to be hoarse,

And Boris began to cough,

And suddenly Boris

Bucked poor Buck Morse off!

 

Then, Buck felt vexed,

Flummoxed and hexed,

When Boris galloped home

To Buck Morse’s ex!   😊