LIFE’S LESSONS AND LOLLIPOPS!

LIFE’S LESSONS AND LOLLIPOPS!

I had a cherry lollipop,

You said you wanted a lick,

But you took my lollipop

And sucked it down to the stick,

 

I’ve learned to give is better

Than to receive,

Even when others

Intend to deceive,

 

But I also learned whenever

You ask me for a lick,

I may just simply give you back

That empty stick!   😊

THE AIRBORNE TRUCK DUCK EXPERIENCE!

THE AIRBORNE TRUCK DUCK EXPERIENCE!

I was driving down a back road

Doing ninety-five,

Boy, I was lucky to make it alive,

It was dusk when I flew fast over a hill,

I was rushing to see my lady,

The Sweet Lucille,

 

I can still feel the shock

There, before my pickup truck,

Waddling down the road

Was a nonchalant duck,

 

In a moment, I wondered,

Should I hit my furry friend,

Or should I veer right,

But would that be my end?

 

I veered left, instead,

As the duck flew right,

And, oh Lordy, Lordy,

What a frightening sight!

 

My truck went airborne,

O’er a barbed wire fence,

That’s when things got crazy,

Really crazy intense!

 

I woke up the next morning,

In my truck, near some woods,

And there sat the duck

On top of my hood,

 

The duck glared at me

And scolded, as he said,

“Next time, slow down,

Or we both could be dead!”

 

The duck then flew away,

I went on to see the Sweet Lucille,

But I drove just thirty-five

O’er the next hill!   😊

LIFE LESSONS FOR MY DAUGHTER

LIFE LESSONS FOR MY DAUGHTER

Don’t you think I really oughta

Teach some life lessons to my darling daughter?

1. Diet or exercise may be your friend,
2. But you’ll love chocolate until the end!
3. You don’t need lots of expensive tools,
4. Just a hammer and duct tape, and you’ll be cool.
5. Don’t smoke cigarettes and try not to speed,
6. And please stay away from “whacky weed!”
7. As for guys, before you say where your heart is at,
8. Watch how he treats your dog or cat,
9. And if he ever tries to give you some crap,
10. Let him see the power of your taser gun’s zap!  😊