HOW TO DEAL WITH YELLOW JACKETS!

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HOW TO DEAL WITH YELLOW JACKETS!

Her tongue is just like

A yellow jacket’s stinger,

When her words sting you,

The pain is gonna linger,

 

Some say we should

Be kind to her and good,

But I think, first, we really oughta,

Pop her once or twice with

A big fly swatter!   😊

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OLE’ PAPPY AND HIS SNAPPY

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OLE’ PAPPY AND HIS SNAPPY

Ole’ Pappy lost his snappy,

He was as tired as a dog,

He took a long, long nappy,

And slept like a log,

 

Then, he saw a lovely lady,

She gave him a sweet smile!

Then, Ole’ Pappy thought maybe

He could run for miles and miles!

 

Yes, Pappy regained his snappy,

And got pep back in his step,

He felt as handsome and happy

As a youthful Johnny Depp!

 

The lesson, albeit sappy:

Please think a little while,

One day, you may be like Pappy,

And simply need a sweet smile!  😊