THE KEYS TO HAPPINESS!

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THE KEYS TO HAPPINESS

The keys to happiness

Include lots of love,

Including love

For God above,

 

And take care of the Earth,

Along with your pets,

Make lots of mirth,

But there’s more, yet,

 

Always say “thank you,”

Do right, when no one sees,

Dance in the rain,

And always say “please,”

 

Be ambitious, be bold,

Always work hard,

Even when told

You’ve been dealt the wrong card,

 

Eat lots of ice cream

And a little bit of kale,

Listen to your lawyer,

And stay out of jail!

 

Hug your mother,

Love your lover,

And just be kind

To one another!   😊

SLOWING DOWN, EXCEPT FOR ICE CREAM!

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SLOWING DOWN, EXCEPT FOR ICE CREAM!

The world moves too fast,

We can’t jump off,

But we can slow down,

And play some golf,

 

We should also stop

To smell the roses,

And pick up

Pocketsful of posies,

 

But when we hear

Ice cream truck bells,

Drop the posies,

And run like H*ll!   😊

THE LUMBERJACK’S SCREAM!

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THE LUMBERJACK’S SCREAM!

A big lumberjack named Jess,

Hailed from lower Loch Ness,

And Jess had one special trait,

His mum would confess,

 

Yes, Jess, a big burly man,

Had a wee girly scream,

And one day, “she” cried,

When he dropped his ice cream!

 

The other lads laughed

At poor Jess’s fate,

Until big burly Jess

Bopped each of his mates,

 

So, lads, avoid this mess,

If you hear a wee girly scream,

Don’t laugh, just get Jess

Another ice cream!   😊