AN ITTY BITTY IDIOTIC!

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AN ITTY BITTY IDIOTIC!

It’s not obscure to see

I’m an itty bitty idiotic!

No, there is no cure,

No antibiotic,

 

I thought I was bright,

But I couldn’t be more wrong,

Like when I went to Walmart

And bought an itty bitty thong!   😊

LOOK AT THAT SMILE!

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LOOK AT THAT SMILE!

Look at John a while,

See, he really skips!

And look at that smile

On his lips!

 

Did he find a cure,

Or is he in love?

Or something else obscure

We can’t think of?

 

Did he find a pot of gold,

Or pick the winning horse?

No, I’ve been told…

John just got a divorce!   😊

A RAT IN THE WOODPILE!

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A RAT IN THE WOODPILE!

I smell a rat in the woodpile,

And the odor’s getting stronger,

The putrid smell engulfs my nostrils,

I can’t stand it any longer,

 

Maybe it’s a possum,

And not a smelly rat,

This odor’s so “un-awesome,”

I wonder where it’s at!

 

I wish that I could find it,

Could it be a dead fox?

Oops, I see behind it,

It’s just my stinky socks!   😊

MY DOG FRED’S ITCH!

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MY DOG FRED’S ITCH!

My dog, Fred,

Was really itchin,’

And scratchin’ himself

All over my kitchen,

 

Then, Fred started rubbin,’

His butt, with its mange,

Up and down the front

Of my hot oven range,

 

And the cream on his butt

For Smoky Mountain ticks,

And my hot oven range,

Really didn’t mix,

 

Fred caught on fire,

Before you can say, “cough,”

The flames burned all

Fred’s hair clean off,

 

For the rest of the day,

Fred lay in the ditch,

But one good thing,

The fire cured his itch!   😊