ALMOST PERFECT!

ALMOST PERFECT!

She’s the brightest,

And I’m not just talking,

She’s as smart as scientist

Stephen Hawking,

 

She’s the most beautiful,

As she draws near ya,

You’d swear she’s the lovely

Goddess Shakira,

 
She’s the most talented,

Who would know,

She can do goat yoga

On just one toe,

 

Yes, she’s the most perfect

Of all among us…

Except for her ghastly

Unsightly toe fungus!   😊

THE BIRD “DIRTY” KING!

THE BIRD “DIRTY” KING!

I felt like a king,

Sitting in my porch swing,

 

But then, a little birdy

Did a little “dirty,”

 

And the “dirty” hit my head,

And then, the birdy said,

 

“My word-y, you’ve got bird “dirty”

On your head,”

 

“So, I am the king,

Instead!”   😊