BORIS, THE EX-WIFE’S HORSE!

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BORIS, THE EX-WIFE’S HORSE!

Buck Morse got Boris,

His ex-wife’s horse,

As his part of

A nasty divorce,

 

But Boris pretended to be hoarse,

And Boris began to cough,

And suddenly Boris

Bucked poor Buck Morse off!

 

Then, Buck felt vexed,

Flummoxed and hexed,

When Boris galloped home

To Buck Morse’s ex!   😊

COWBOY AND HORSE!

horse

COWBOY AND HORSE

Cowboy and Horse

Fought an epic battle,

To see which one

Must wear a saddle,

Cowboy thought,

“I’m a horse whisperer and cool,”

Horse thought,

“Don’t whisper to me, old fool!”

Then, Horse kicked Cowboy down

To the ground,

And saddled and rode him

Straight to town!   😊

A COWBOY’S LIFE

cowboy

A COWBOY’S LIFE

A cowboy’s life is tough,

Hot weather, briars, and stickers,

But I like it good enough,

O’er the lives of city slickers!

 

I live in a saddle,

On an endless prairie trail,

I round up wayward cattle,

There’s not much else to tell,

 

Just give me rowdy card games,

And an open sky at night,

And a lovely lady, and just maybe

A raucous saloon fight!

 

My days are long, of course,

My diet:  beans and dust,

My best friend is my horse,

And my “virtues:” greed and lust!   😊