THE FUNKY MONKEY!
She said, “Don’t hold your breath!”
“I won’t come back to you!”
Now, I’m scared to death,
What should I do?
Flowers and candy
Might pacify for weeks,
But I think there’s something
More that she seeks,
Should I try romance?
Nah, I’m lazy and chunky,
But I know what I’ll do!
I’ll dance the Funky Monkey!
Dance the Funky Monkey,
Together, not apart,
Dance the Funky Monkey,
Guaranteed to win her heart! 😊