I AM DYING TO KNOW YOU!

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[Disclaimer: Yes, the author realizes that most human beings do not have gizzards,

but how else was I going to insert the rhyming words “angry lizard” in the poem?!!]

I AM DYING TO KNOW YOU!

I am dying to know you!

I literally mean it!

My love-sick body shuts down,

No doctor’s ever seen it!

 

When I first see you,

My body shimmy-shakes,

And when you get near,

My head swims and aches!

 

Then, my kidneys shut down,

And wow, then my liver,

Turns a somersault

And really starts to quiver!

 

Next, my heart starts pounding,

And springs holes, like a sieve,

When I reach this point,

I have just minutes to live!

 

And then there’s my poor gizzard,

And my bladder, if you please,

The former:  an angry lizard,

And like the latter, seeks release!

 

Should I stop loving you?

Please don’t even ask it,

If I can’t be with you,

I’d just drop and blow a gasket!   🙂

HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS

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HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS

If home is where the heart is,
Then, I’m at home with you.
No matter where you go.
No matter what you do!

Because you have my heart,

It travels with you,

Though we are apart,

We are still one, not two.

So, we will be together,
Please know that it is true,
I’m home with you whether
You’re here or Timbuktu!   🙂

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!

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LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!

Do you believe
In love at first sight?

When your heart starts pounding
And your chest gets tight?!

You see such beauty
And your heart fills with lust!

Your heart thinks its duty
Is to swell up and bust!

When I first saw you
Like a rooster, I crowed!

And then, I felt my heart
Load with lust and EXPLODE!!

Yes, I believe
In love at first sight!

But please pick up the pieces
Of my heart tonight!   🙂