LOVE IS A HEALTH HAZARD!

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LOVE IS A HEALTH HAZARD!

Yes, falling in love

Can bring great pleasure,

But also, it wreaks havoc

On your health and blood pressure,

 

You’re stressed when you want

A late-night snack, but

Your selfish lover ate

The very last doughnut,

 

You’re also stressed when fishing

And your health is really shook,

When your lover shouts, “Man up,

And bait your own dang hook!”

 

And your ear drums are pierced,

It’s verifiably factual,

At your lover’s high-pitched laugh,

Like a sick Pterodactyl,

 

Yes, love causes great pain,

Don’t ignore it or guffaw,

We haven’t even gotten to

Sick mothers-in-law!   😊

PICKLED BEETS OR PICKLED PIG FEET?

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PICKLED BEETS OR PICKLED PIG FEET?

Pick one: which would be worse to eat,

Do you say pickled beets or pickled pig feet?

 

At least the beets are veggies,

But pickled beets seem nasty,

 

But at least you won’t need

A pork-induced angioplasty,

 

But pigs produce bacon,

Pork chops, and ham,

 

But pig feet seem more

Like vile chittlins’ and spam,

 

Okay, one more point and we can stop,

Beets never lay in gross pig slop!   😊