THE NO HALLOWEEN CANDY RESOLUTION!

candy Halloween

THE NO HALLOWEEN CANDY RESOLUTION!

I ate ALL my candy

From Halloween last night,

Now, I don’t feel so dandy,

My bloated tummy is a sight,

 

Next year, no candy, I’ll stay

And bob for apples, instead,

But now, here, sadly I lay

And projectile vomit, in bed!   😊

GOBLINS AND GHOSTS!

Halloween

GOBLINS AND GHOSTS!

Tonight’s the night

For goblins and ghosts,

And all other creatures

Which scare you the most,

 

I’ll see people scurrying

For tricks and treats,

Others will be hurrying

For drinks and eats,

 

Did you think I was talking

About Halloween?

No, that’s not at all

What I mean,

 

Come with me,

For the greatest fright,

I am going to Walmart,

Late tonight!   😊