GRANNY’S FIRST RULE

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GRANNY’S FIRST RULE

You’d better listen to Granny,

Her first rule was clear,

And she’d blister your fanny,

If you didn’t listen or hear:

 

Even if you get shot,

And pain drives you insane,

You dang well better not

Take the Lord’s name in vain,

 

Granny was sweet

To all gentlemen and ladies,

Until you broke her first rule,

Then, she’d condemn you

To Hades!   😊

LIFE’S UNFORGETTABLE SIGHTS!

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(Disclaimer:  As to the following poem, no offense is intended toward any “granny fannies” out there. Undoubtedly, many are quite lovely and useful for sitting, too!  The author further acknowledges that grandpa fannies are likely to be even more unsightly than granny fannies, but because “grandpa” doesn’t rhyme with “fanny,” he felt it was necessary to use the word “granny” in the following silly, little poem!)

 

LIFE’S UNFORGETTABLE SIGHTS!

Life is filled with terrible sights,

Train wrecks, fires, and dogs which bite,

 

Puss-filled pimples, we can’t forget!

But there’s one more horrific sight yet…

 

The sight which is worst and most uncanny:

You can’t “unsee” old granny’s fanny!  😊