“FEBRU-WEARY!”
I am tired of Winter,
I am “febru-weary!”
I need Spring
To make me cheery!
If I was a squirrel,
I don’t want a cold nut,
So, come on, Spring,
Get off your butt! 😊
Tag: funny poems
LOU, THE LEPRECHAUN!
LOU, THE LEPRECHAUN
No wonder Dr. Bond isn’t fond
Of Lou, the mischievous leprechaun,
Lou went to see Dr. Bond
After a fall,
And Lou stole all his Band-Aids,
And that ain’t all,
While Bond felt Lou’s hurt back
And applied pressure,
Lou took every single tongue suppressor,
And now, Dr. Bond really mopes,
Cuz Lou even stole his stethoscope! 😊
THE COMMON COLD!
THE COMMON COLD!
Many things are common
To the common cold,
It drains your brain,
And makes you feel old,
My throbbing head feels like
It just lost a war,
And my aching body
Is just plain sore,
And if my nose keeps running,
Hide all scissors and clippers,
Or I may grab one
And snip, snip, snipp ‘er! 🙂
LOVE IS LIKE A HONEY BEE!
LOVE IS LIKE A HONEY BEE!
Love is often like
A sweet honey bee
Filled with nectar,
Flying happily,
And, like the bee,
When it takes flight,
Love can also
Reach great heights,
But please listen,
There is one more thing,
Just like the honey bee…
Love can STING! 😊
A SMILE FOR A LITTLE WHILE!
A SMILE FOR A LITTLE WHILE!
It takes just seventeen muscles
To make a smile,
A frown takes forty-three,
So, why don’t you smile
For a little while,
And save some energy! 😊
SOUTHERN WRITER 