TASTY FORBIDDEN FRUIT!

grapes

TASTY FORBIDDEN FRUIT!

I’ll be your scuppernong,

If you’ll be my muscadine,

When my love song is sung,

Please say that you’ll be mine!

 

Other grapes taste sweet,

But you’re the sweetest loot,

Because nothing can beat

Tasty forbidden fruit!

 

I’ll be your scuppernong,

If you’ll be my muscadine,

Leave your lover and discover

Why you should be all mine!   😊

THE RAISIN CAKE DIET!

raisin cakes

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THE RAISIN CAKE DIET!

Many diets are raging fakes,

But I love my diet of raisin cakes,

 

They are filled with cream,

That means calci-YUM,

 

Calcium is great

For the tummy-tum-tum!

 

And raisins, you know,

Come from a healthy fruit,

 

What more can you say,

But rooty-toot-toot,

 

So, my raisin cake diet

Would be good for you,

 

Even if you gain a pound

Or twenty-two!   😊