Tag: friendship

MEDDLING FRIENDS!

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MEDDLING FRIENDS!

You’re my best friend,

I really shouldn’t meddle,

But concerning your boyfriend,

You really shouldn’t “settle!”

 

Although looks don’t matter,

As a general rule,

Your guy looks like the south end

Of a north bound mule,

 

And while character is relative,

I think you shouldn’t wish

For a guy whose backbone

Is like a spineless jellyfish,

 

And if, on any street,

He ever met a book,

They’d likely give each other

A really strange look,

 

Because his brain, just like a caveman,

It’s plain to see,

Is the size, I’ll compromise,

Of a teeny English pea,

 

So, my friend, I know,

I really shouldn’t meddle,

But I say this so, you’ll go,

And stomp the gas pedal!   😊

 

FRIENDS

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Friends

FRIENDS

Some are friends, for now,

But then, later,

They drop you just like

You’re a hot potato,

 

They don’t care about you,

Your problems or disease,

They live in ivory towers,

Self-absorbed, if you please,

 

Some have shallow souls

And hardened, hollow hearts,

And evil or indifference

Permeate all their parts,

 

So, when you find a true friend,

Treasure them, above gold,

Only they will stick by you,

Until you’re gray and old!

THE LOCH LOOSE GOOSE TRUCE!

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THE LOCH LOOSE GOOSE TRUCE!

I was hunting in far off Loch Loose,
In the woods near St. Patty’s dam,
When I spied an aging goose,
Just as sure as I’m sure I am,

And I was so hungry,
So, I wasn’t choose-y,
I grabbed my gun, see,
And shot that ole’ goose-y,

But then it grabbed my gun,
And shot me back, BAMM!
So, we both lay bleedin’ at the settin’ sun,
Just as sure as I’m sure I am!

So, now, me and ole’ goose-y
Are best chums, by damn,
If you can’t beat ‘em or eat ’em, don’t be choose-y,
Just as sure as I’m sure I am!  🙂