DUDLEY AND SAMMY
Your friend, Dudley Dilbert,
May be a dum-dum dilly,
And your pal, Sammy Silbert,
May be simply silly,
But be loyal and friendly,
To Dud and Sam!
If others call you “silly willy,”
Don’t give a damn! 😊
DUDLEY AND SAMMY
Your friend, Dudley Dilbert,
May be a dum-dum dilly,
And your pal, Sammy Silbert,
May be simply silly,
But be loyal and friendly,
To Dud and Sam!
If others call you “silly willy,”
Don’t give a damn! 😊
MEDDLING FRIENDS!
You’re my best friend,
I really shouldn’t meddle,
But concerning your boyfriend,
You really shouldn’t “settle!”
Although looks don’t matter,
As a general rule,
Your guy looks like the south end
Of a north bound mule,
And while character is relative,
I think you shouldn’t wish
For a guy whose backbone
Is like a spineless jellyfish,
And if, on any street,
He ever met a book,
They’d likely give each other
A really strange look,
Because his brain, just like a caveman,
It’s plain to see,
Is the size, I’ll compromise,
Of a teeny English pea,
So, my friend, I know,
I really shouldn’t meddle,
But I say this so, you’ll go,
And stomp the gas pedal! 😊
FRIENDS
Some are friends, for now,
But then, later,
They drop you just like
You’re a hot potato,
They don’t care about you,
Your problems or disease,
They live in ivory towers,
Self-absorbed, if you please,
Some have shallow souls
And hardened, hollow hearts,
And evil or indifference
Permeate all their parts,
So, when you find a true friend,
Treasure them, above gold,
Only they will stick by you,
Until you’re gray and old!
IF ONLY
If only, sometimes you are lonely,
And you need a friend,
Who can lend
A shoulder or an ear,
Please know, I’m here,
My Dear,
Whether near or far,
If only,
You’ll buy me…
A Snickers candy bar! 😊
THE LOCH LOOSE GOOSE TRUCE!
I was hunting in far off Loch Loose,
In the woods near St. Patty’s dam,
When I spied an aging goose,
Just as sure as I’m sure I am,
And I was so hungry,
So, I wasn’t choose-y,
I grabbed my gun, see,
And shot that ole’ goose-y,
But then it grabbed my gun,
And shot me back, BAMM!
So, we both lay bleedin’ at the settin’ sun,
Just as sure as I’m sure I am!
So, now, me and ole’ goose-y
Are best chums, by damn,
If you can’t beat ‘em or eat ’em, don’t be choose-y,
Just as sure as I’m sure I am! 🙂
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