DUDLEY AND SAMMY
Your friend, Dudley Dilbert,
May be a dum-dum dilly,
And your pal, Sammy Silbert,
May be simply silly,
But be loyal and friendly,
To Dud and Sam!
If others call you “silly willy,”
Don’t give a damn! 😊
Tag: friends
MEDDLING FRIENDS!
MEDDLING FRIENDS!
You’re my best friend,
I really shouldn’t meddle,
But concerning your boyfriend,
You really shouldn’t “settle!”
Although looks don’t matter,
As a general rule,
Your guy looks like the south end
Of a north bound mule,
And while character is relative,
I think you shouldn’t wish
For a guy whose backbone
Is like a spineless jellyfish,
And if, on any street,
He ever met a book,
They’d likely give each other
A really strange look,
Because his brain, just like a caveman,
It’s plain to see,
Is the size, I’ll compromise,
Of a teeny English pea,
So, my friend, I know,
I really shouldn’t meddle,
But I say this so, you’ll go,
And stomp the gas pedal! 😊
TWO LONELY SOULS
TWO LONELY SOULS!
Two lonely souls,
Passing in the night,
One sees the other,
And thinks he might
Ask her out for coffee,
And he musters the nerve,
Until she turns and shouts,
“Get lost, Perve!” 🙂
THE LITTLE FROG
THE LITTLE FROG!
Way down South
In the Okefenokee,
There sat a sad frog
Who felt a bit pokey,
The frog had many
Sad memories to nurse,
As he pondered his fate
In the universe,
He had lost all his friends
Which was really bad,
But he’d also just lost
His mom and dad,
So, he sat there
In a cool, dense fog,
A lonely, little frog
Sitting on a log,
Then, much to his surprise,
Before you can say “giblet,”
There sat, before his eyes,
A girl frog, who went “ribbit!”
Now, the little frog
No longer felt pokey,
Had he found a new friend?
Okey, dokey! 😊
FRIENDS
FRIENDS
Some are friends, for now,
But then, later,
They drop you just like
You’re a hot potato,
They don’t care about you,
Your problems or disease,
They live in ivory towers,
Self-absorbed, if you please,
Some have shallow souls
And hardened, hollow hearts,
And evil or indifference
Permeate all their parts,
So, when you find a true friend,
Treasure them, above gold,
Only they will stick by you,
Until you’re gray and old!
SOUTHERN WRITER 