THE ROMANTIC FOOTBALL LOVER!

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THE ROMANTIC FOOTBALL LOVER!

I’m a romantic fool,

And a red hot lover,

And I’m really cool,

As you should discover!

 

I’ll buy you lots of candy

And roses galore,

I’ll be really handy

Mopping up the floor,

 

And if you’re sick there,

No ifs, ands, or buts,

I’ll hold back your hair,

While you throw up your guts,

 

But just one thing,

And please, don’t blame,

If I ignore you just a little

During football games!   😊

WOOLLY BULLY

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WOOLLY BULLY

He’s a mammoth, woolly bully,

A real Neanderthal!

But the pop crowd really loves him

Because he plays some mean football.

 

When he makes a big tackle

He emits a caveman grunt,

Then his eyes roll around

Until his next caveman hunt.

 

He can’t pass a test without cheating,

It might make his brain stem snap,

Because his brain is much, much smaller

Than a sparrow’s knee cap.

 

All the pop girls love big Woolly,

Except maybe two or three,

Thankfully, there’s still a few

Who can love a poet, like me!  🙂