THE ROMANTIC FOOTBALL LOVER!
I’m a romantic fool,
And a red hot lover,
And I’m really cool,
As you should discover!
I’ll buy you lots of candy
And roses galore,
I’ll be really handy
Mopping up the floor,
And if you’re sick there,
No ifs, ands, or buts,
I’ll hold back your hair,
While you throw up your guts,
But just one thing,
And please, don’t blame,
If I ignore you just a little
During football games! 😊