GRANDMA’S BANANA PUDDING!

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GRANDMA’S BANANA PUDDING!

I love Grandma’s

Banana pudding,

With wafers and bananas,

It’s a “good-un!”

 

And chocolate pudding,

In a pinch,

And vanilla, too,

It’s a cinch,

 

But I don’t like

Tapioca,

I think it’s just

A “crappy joke-a!”   😊

PICKLED BEETS OR PICKLED PIG FEET?

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PICKLED BEETS OR PICKLED PIG FEET?

Pick one: which would be worse to eat,

Do you say pickled beets or pickled pig feet?

 

At least the beets are veggies,

But pickled beets seem nasty,

 

But at least you won’t need

A pork-induced angioplasty,

 

But pigs produce bacon,

Pork chops, and ham,

 

But pig feet seem more

Like vile chittlins’ and spam,

 

Okay, one more point and we can stop,

Beets never lay in gross pig slop!   😊

THE RAISIN CAKE DIET!

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THE RAISIN CAKE DIET!

Many diets are raging fakes,

But I love my diet of raisin cakes,

 

They are filled with cream,

That means calci-YUM,

 

Calcium is great

For the tummy-tum-tum!

 

And raisins, you know,

Come from a healthy fruit,

 

What more can you say,

But rooty-toot-toot,

 

So, my raisin cake diet

Would be good for you,

 

Even if you gain a pound

Or twenty-two!   😊

JUST BACON!

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JUST BACON!

Each morning, when I awaken,

I love the smell of sizzling bacon,

 

Oh, thy sizzling sound and smell,

I know and love thee, all so well!

 

For bacon on burgers, or with an egg,

Or bacon on pizza, I will beg!

 

Some say pork may be unclean,

But my reply won’t be wordy,

 

Make my bacon fat, not lean,

And make me…DIRTY!

 

Bacon, bacon, of thee I sing,

Bacon, just bacon, on everything!   😊

THE CHICKEN FIGHT!

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THE CHICKEN FIGHT!

I grabbed a chicken leg

And took a little bite,

Who could have known

It would start a big fight!

The chicken bit me back

And she began to chide,

“Why did you bite me

Before I was fried?!”

Other chickens gathered round

And many looked fit,

Suddenly, they grabbed me

And tied me to a fire spit!

This story doesn’t end

Like I thought it would,

I was the one who was

Finger lickin’ good!   😊