ANYTHING FRIED!

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ANYTHING FRIED!

Yes, I’m proudly a son of the South,

Which means I put lots of fried foods in my mouth!

Fried chicken, fried okra,

Fried taters, fried steak,

Anything fried, for Heaven’s sake!

So, Doctor, please flush me and insert one more stent,

I want more fried chicken, which is Heaven sent!   😊

WHY MY CHICKEN DOESN’T LIKE YOU!

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WHY MY CHICKEN DOESN’T LIKE YOU!

So, you think my chicken

Doesn’t like you?

There are good reasons,

Don’t you see?

You ate her eggs,

Then, stared at her legs,

And mumbled, “KFC!”   😊

SMELLY FINGERS AND JELLY!

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SMELLY FINGERS AND JELLY!

Keep those fingers

Which are oh so smelly,

Off my delicious

Scuppernong jelly,

 

Who knows where

Those fingers have been,

Were they dragged through hell

And back again?

 

And just look at those nails,

Caked with muck,

Where’s the pig pen

Where they were stuck?

 

So, go, be gone!

Take your fingers and mess,

For Sir, I declare,

You shall be jelly-less!   😊