FOOD CRAVINGS!

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FOOD CRAVINGS!

I craved something

New and delicious to eat,

Then, you suggested chicken lips

And pickled pigs’ feet,

But no, I’m not adventurous,

I don’t want to dine out

On puny pony eyes

Or fried possum snout,

Sir, I hate to be

A contrarian,

But you’ve converted me

To be vegetarian!   😊

A MODERN HUMPTY DUMPTY TALE

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A MODERN HUMPTY DUMPTY TALE

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

All the King’s lawyers

Filed lawsuits that day,

And then, they sat down

To eat egg souffle!   😊

SMELLY FINGERS AND JELLY!

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SMELLY FINGERS AND JELLY!

Keep those fingers

Which are oh so smelly,

Off my delicious

Scuppernong jelly,

 

Who knows where

Those fingers have been,

Were they dragged through hell

And back again?

 

And just look at those nails,

Caked with muck,

Where’s the pig pen

Where they were stuck?

 

So, go, be gone!

Take your fingers and mess,

For Sir, I declare,

You shall be jelly-less!   😊

MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PIE!

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MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PIE!

Take three cups of rum

And one cup of flour,

Make your mixer hum

For half an hour,

 

Next, take an eye of newt,

And a pinch of paprika,

Rooty-toot-toot,

You go, Chica!

 

Here’s what it’s about,

Mix in one hickory nut,

Then, throw it ALL out,

And let’s go to Pizza Hut!   😊