THE MILK-SUCKING KITTEN PROBLEM!

THE MILK-SUCKING KITTEN PROBLEM!

Doctor, Doctor,

I hate to aggravate,

But what should I do

When my toes lactate?

 

Doctor, Doctor,

I don’t know how,

But my toes give more milk

Than a huge dairy cow,

 

And Doctor, Doctor,

It just ain’t fittin,’

Each toe is besieged

By a milk-sucking kitten!   😊

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WHEN I THINK OF YOU

WHEN I THINK OF YOU

When I think of you,
All I want to do
Is hold you close to me!
And squeeze you tenderly,

And when you’re near, my Dear!
I’ll whisper in your ear,
How much you mean to me!
And what will be, will be!

But one more sweet thing

Before you go,

Please move quickly,

YOU’RE STANDING ON MY TOE!

MY HAPPY FEET!

MY HAPPY FEET

I don’t know why
But my feet get to jumpin’!
Maybe it’s because my heart
Is really thumpin’!

Whenever you walk
Through the door,
My feet get to jumpin’
Down on the floor!

My feet dance left,
My feet dance right!
My feet want to dance
All through the night!

And if you look at me
By chance,
My feet start to do
A quick tap dance!

You’re the loveliest girl
I will ever meet!
And you are the reason
For my happy feet! 🙂

YOUR ICE CUBE TOES!

YOUR ICE CUBE TOES!

Darling, Darling,
I want you to know,

That I adore you
From head to toe!

Your hair is lovely,
Your lips, divine,

And your hot body
Is very fine!

But just one thing,
I add, reluctantly…

Please keep your ice cube toes
OFF OF ME!! 🙂