THE CITY SLICKER, THE MOONSHINE, AND THE HOG UBER!

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THE CITY SLICKER, THE MOONSHINE,

AND THE HOG UBER!

Gather around, hear my story,

There’s humor, but little glory,

See, I once sold whiskey,

Mixed with moonshine,

To a city slicker,

All dressed and refined,

He finished the jug,

And then caught an uber,

But alas, poor slug,

It was really my hog eating a tuber,

The hog first took issue

And tossed him to the ground,

But felt bad, got him a tissue

And took him to town,

And lest you should think

I am spinning a yarn,

Go ask the three-legged dog,

Still laughing, at the barn!   😊