A THOROUGH BAPTISM!

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A THOROUGH BAPTISM!

Preacher, don’t just dunk him,

When he’s baptized,

Make sure you’ve sunk him,

Til he’s exorcised,

 

He’s gone through all the rings

Of Dante’s Inferno,

He’s done such evil things,

So, please infer…So,

 

Read aloud Leviticus,

Then, read it again,

Then, raise him up,

And see if he still sins!   😊

FRIENDS

Friends

FRIENDS

Some are friends, for now,

But then, later,

They drop you just like

You’re a hot potato,

 

They don’t care about you,

Your problems or disease,

They live in ivory towers,

Self-absorbed, if you please,

 

Some have shallow souls

And hardened, hollow hearts,

And evil or indifference

Permeate all their parts,

 

So, when you find a true friend,

Treasure them, above gold,

Only they will stick by you,

Until you’re gray and old!