FOOD CRAVINGS!

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FOOD CRAVINGS!

I craved something

New and delicious to eat,

Then, you suggested chicken lips

And pickled pigs’ feet,

But no, I’m not adventurous,

I don’t want to dine out

On puny pony eyes

Or fried possum snout,

Sir, I hate to be

A contrarian,

But you’ve converted me

To be vegetarian!   😊

PICKLED BEETS OR PICKLED PIG FEET?

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PICKLED BEETS OR PICKLED PIG FEET?

Pick one: which would be worse to eat,

Do you say pickled beets or pickled pig feet?

 

At least the beets are veggies,

But pickled beets seem nasty,

 

But at least you won’t need

A pork-induced angioplasty,

 

But pigs produce bacon,

Pork chops, and ham,

 

But pig feet seem more

Like vile chittlins’ and spam,

 

Okay, one more point and we can stop,

Beets never lay in gross pig slop!   😊

A GOOD BREAKFAST!

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A GOOD BREAKFAST!

They say a good breakfast is

A really big deal,

So, for early morning bliss

Let’s make a great meal!

 

For breakfast, let’s eat

Six pancakes and bacon,

But that’s not complete,

What more are you makin’?

 

Let’s have eight eggs and coffee

And just for fun,

Let’s polish it off, see,

With six sticky buns!

 

Let’s now have twelve cookies,

And lots more, we’ll bake,

We’re not kitchen rookies,

With three chocolate cakes,

 

But no sir-ee, we still aren’t done,

No more need for forks or spoons,

To finish our fun, to the bathroom we’ll run,

When we eat twelve big juicy prunes!  😊

THE LATE-NIGHT RAGING MUNCHIES!

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THE LATE-NIGHT RAGING MUNCHIES!

I awoke from my sleep

With the raging munchies,

Should I eat something sweet,

Or go salty and crunchy?

 

I quickly downed

A burger and Cheetos,

Then, I found

Left-over pork chops and Fritos,

 

Next, I polished

Off an apple pie,

Then, I demolished

An egg salad on rye,

 

I cleaned out my fridge,

And continued to eat

Mysterious, covered bowls

With green-tinged meat,

 

Finally, I started baking,

And ate a chocolate cake,

Then, I downed three antacids,

For my raging stomach ache!   😊