WACKY WEED!

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WACKY WEED!

You done did

A dastardly deed!

Stay away from me

With your wacky weed!

 

I didn’t mind

The heart palpitations,

But I got scared

Of hallucinations,

 

I saw a large, green monkey

Singing George Strait,

And a blue rabbit fishing

With mushrooms for bait,

 

And then, the rabbit

Screamed out, “Wait!”

He said, “Man, I could use

YOU for bait!”

 

I woke up, in a deep sweat,

So, I say, don’t delay,

Take your wacky weed

And GET!   😊

BIG PHARMA’S FINE PRINT!

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BIG PHARMA’S FINE PRINT!

Big Pharma cares about itself,

And not about you,

Their pill risks are in fine print

So you won’t see and sue,

 

Not even Superman

With super sight

Could read that his pills

Will kill his flight,

 

Medicinal side effects

Are so many,

Some may give you wings

Just like a fowl guinea,

 

And you won’t know

That your meds for a cough

Have been shown to make

Noses fall off,

 

So, grab a magnifying glass,

And read, with a sigh,

How your headache pills

Are gonna make you die!   😊