A BAD CASE OF DRAG BUTT!
My spirits had flagged,
I was stuck in a rut,
I had a bad case
Of drag butt,
My love had left me,
And I moped along
Like a limp dish rag,
Singing a sad song,
But you smiled at me,
And looky here!
My tail is wagging
And my butt’s in gear! 😊