ROCKY ROADS AND LOYAL FRIENDS

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ROCKY ROADS AND LOYAL FRIENDS

If my life is like a truck,

Its shocks are surely shot,

Rockin’ down this rocky road,

Bad luck is all I’ve got,

 

No job, no life, no dough,

Just sickness, death, and grief,

Happiness is my foe,

A bottle: my relief,

 

But on this rocky road beside me,

My one true, loyal friend,

My dog will not deride me,

He’ll stick by me til the end.   😊

MY DOG FRED’S ITCH!

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MY DOG FRED’S ITCH!

My dog, Fred,

Was really itchin,’

And scratchin’ himself

All over my kitchen,

 

Then, Fred started rubbin,’

His butt, with its mange,

Up and down the front

Of my hot oven range,

 

And the cream on his butt

For Smoky Mountain ticks,

And my hot oven range,

Really didn’t mix,

 

Fred caught on fire,

Before you can say, “cough,”

The flames burned all

Fred’s hair clean off,

 

For the rest of the day,

Fred lay in the ditch,

But one good thing,

The fire cured his itch!   😊

MY DOG, FRED

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MY DOG FRED

My story has a lesson

And a whole lot of sad,

It’s about the best dog,

Anybody ever had,

 

My dog, named Fred,

Was always by my side,

Until the tragic day,

When my loyal pet died,

 

He ran into the street,

To retrieve an errant ball,

He was hit by a truck,

And that was all,

 

You may lose a spouse,

A husband or a wife,

But a dog will stick by you,

For the rest of his life!   😊

 

AN ECLIPSE AND A THREE-LEGGED TWERKIN’ DOG!

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AN ECLIPSE AND A THREE-LEGGED TWERKING DOG!

Once, the day turned black,

Then, at the end of an eclipse,

A rooster leaned back

And parted his “lips,”

 

He said, “Wait, I’m too busy,”

So, Rooster asked a hen,

Who was in a tizzy,

If she would crow then,

 

“Please crow, If you will,”

“Cuz I’ve crowed once,”

”And I’m busy still,”

But Hen was no dunce,

 

So, Hen decided,

“This ain’t fittin,’ ”

Hen then ran off

And cock-a-doodle didn’t,

 

But a three-legged dog,

Saw things weren’t workin,’

Though Dog couldn’t crow,

He started twerkin,’

 

The rest is history,

And as they all say,

That’s how Dog got the job

Of startin’ each day!   😊