THE CITY SLICKER, THE MOONSHINE, AND THE HOG UBER!

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THE CITY SLICKER, THE MOONSHINE,

AND THE HOG UBER!

Gather around, hear my story,

There’s humor, but little glory,

See, I once sold whiskey,

Mixed with moonshine,

To a city slicker,

All dressed and refined,

He finished the jug,

And then caught an uber,

But alas, poor slug,

It was really my hog eating a tuber,

The hog first took issue

And tossed him to the ground,

But felt bad, got him a tissue

And took him to town,

And lest you should think

I am spinning a yarn,

Go ask the three-legged dog,

Still laughing, at the barn!   😊

THE “SATCHMO SCATTING” CAT!

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THE “SATCHMO SCATTING” CAT!

The dog and rat

Had a spat

With the cat,

Said the rat,

 

“Let’s get the cat,”

With a bat,

But the cat

Heard the chat,

 

And tit for tat,

Took the bat,

The dog was “splat,”

Then, the rat,

 

Now, happy cat,

Sang “Satchmo scat,”

And “zip, bop, bat!”

That’s where it’s at!   😊