BORIS, THE EX-WIFE’S HORSE!

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BORIS, THE EX-WIFE’S HORSE!

Buck Morse got Boris,

His ex-wife’s horse,

As his part of

A nasty divorce,

 

But Boris pretended to be hoarse,

And Boris began to cough,

And suddenly Boris

Bucked poor Buck Morse off!

 

Then, Buck felt vexed,

Flummoxed and hexed,

When Boris galloped home

To Buck Morse’s ex!   😊

THE PESSIMISTIC LOVER

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THE PESSIMISTIC LOVER

I’m The Pessimistic Lover,

So, if you’ll marry me,

You will soon discover

A life of misery,

 

I’m like Chicken Little’s brother,

I’m sure the sky will fall,

And you’ll be dragged asunder,

But Darling, that’s not all,

 

You’ll be sad each day,

And I guarantee, of course,

That soon we may, so sad to say,

Most surely get divorced!

LOOK AT THAT SMILE!

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LOOK AT THAT SMILE!

Look at John a while,

See, he really skips!

And look at that smile

On his lips!

 

Did he find a cure,

Or is he in love?

Or something else obscure

We can’t think of?

 

Did he find a pot of gold,

Or pick the winning horse?

No, I’ve been told…

John just got a divorce!   😊