TUMMY GLITTER!

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TUMMY GLITTER!

Dietitians may view chocolate

As sugary litter,

But I view chocolate

As “tummy glitter!”

 

Every single kid,

Near and far,

Lights up when they open

A chocolate candy bar!

 

I love chocolate,

Of every shape and ilk,

White chocolate, dark chocolate,

And especially milk,

 

So, maybe dietitians

Wouldn’t be so bitter,

If they’d get out and grab

Some “tummy glitter!”   😊

CARROTS FOR SANTA!

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CARROTS FOR SANTA!

News flash!  The news is

Viral and frenetic!

We have just learned

Santa is diabetic!

 

The news may be bad,

But it would be worse, you see,

Imagine the headlines

If Santa had a raging S.T.D.!

 

But let’s come together

And help the old Elf,

He eats too many cookies,

In spite of himself,

 

So, let’s agree, no more cookies,

We really ought-er

Just leave for Santa

Lots of carrots and water!   😊