THE PESSIMISTIC LOVER

THE PESSIMISTIC LOVER

I’m The Pessimistic Lover,

So, if you’ll marry me,

You will soon discover

A life of misery,

 

I’m like Chicken Little’s brother,

I’m sure the sky will fall,

And you’ll be dragged asunder,

But Darling, that’s not all,

 

You’ll be sad each day,

And I guarantee, of course,

That soon we may, so sad to say,

Most surely get divorced!

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